Cheap Alcohol

Written by An Anonymous College Alcoholic

As all who made read this website may come to figure, but probably not because on weekends you tell your parents you are going to a movie and they give you twenty bucks and then you use it to buy your good beer and alcohol, that all the booze written about on this page is expensive. As a result I, an experienced alcoholic with little money, have decided to give you little O-town brats the realities of cheap booze. We will start with the most basic of grain alcohols, beer. Here at my prestigious university there are two cheap beers of choice, Schaefer Light and Bohemian Light. These beers cost around 7 dollars for a thirty rack, that means three people can pregame off of only $2.33 each. The first three go down pretty harsh, but then you get used to it, and wow, what a good time. If you want to impress a lady friend then you can throw down 3 more dollars and get 24 bottles of Natty Light. It goes down very well, and the clinking of bottles shows that you have class. With class comes responsibility, so make sure you recycle those bottles. So there you have it, beer that can get you drunk and still leave you with enough money to get drunk again and again. Now comes the coup de gras, the cheap hard liquor. Now I no that Mr. Tanker talked about Takka, but that is not cheap alcohol, he wishes it was. Try $10 for a handle of Vladimeers finest vodka, but that is if you decide to buy instead of stealing it from a frat house. Now since I know that all you folks can get cheap alcohol, but are just too plain pussy to drink it so I will teach you a lesson in how to enjoy cheap vodka....and introduce you to Yucca.
 

3 handles of vodka(the cheapest available)
2 Liter Sprite
6 lemons
6 limes
Sugar to taste
Beers to taste.
1 5 gallon water jug

Take lemons and limes and cut them in half. Juice them into jug and then throw in the lemons and lime halves. Add Sprite. Add Vodka and swish around to mix. Add sugar until the concoction is sweet, preferably almost too sweet to drink, usually a half a pound to a pound is good. Add beers until the beverage tastes just like lemonade, and BAM...you have Yucca, the best way to combine cheep beer and vodka. Home