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Connoisseur of Imported Taste By Sir Drink A Lot We as Americans, as beer drinkers, owe a debt of gratitude towards our Irish, German, and foreign brethren who sailed across the ocean blue with little more than beer in hand and a dream to spread their fine flavor to the New World. Imported beer has been there from the beginning of time and it will get people fucked up until the end. Nothing beats partying with imported beer. What is better than a party with my best pals, international style. Chillin' with Heinken, "Un solo!", my mate Fosters from down under, Mr. Guiness, Mr. Osaka & Mr. Sapporo from Japan, and of course from Mexico my hombres Tecate, Pacifico Claro, Mrs. Sol, and the king of all beers, Corona. What beats kicking it reggae style with a refreshing Red Stripe in one hand and a fatty spliff in the other? After a hard game of bocce ball, I enjoy kicking back Peronis and eating pasta with my Italian brothers. In Germany, a new color of beer was named Pilsner. To this day Americans discriminate on a basis of color. We must stop the prejudice. Imported beer is like an exotic Italian supercar, a fine French wine aged to perfection, a luscious Cuban cigar, and an erotic Swedish swimsuit model. And of course none of these things are American American media has brainwashed Americans to believe American beer is superior to imported. Watered down American beer is a conspiracy, my friends. Where do you think Americans got the term "Brewski"? Russia of course. In fact, many so called American brands were founded by Europeans. Budweiser is really a German immigrant. Miller is an Irishman whowas severely beaten and raped in a pub after a soccer match and decided to start over in America. Natty Ice was brewed by a runaway black slave named Sampson who served it on the underground railroad. Imported beer is refreshing, diverse, filling, and not watered down. Don't discriminate, don't be an American bigot, drink imported beer. |